Dog Days of April

Can’t remember a warmer April here on Skinny Island.  We normally would have two or three nice days, say topping out in the mid-seventies, then cool and windy for a week, a little rain, cycling like that.  This year we’ve been warm and dry all month, with many days getting up into the high eighties here, and past ninety on the mainland.  Summer-like humidity creeping in as well.  All this warm moist air from the Gulf and Caribbean moving up and colliding with cold fronts in the mid-west to create one nasty tornado scenario after another.  Something’s going on, ideology notwithstanding.

Cactus Flowers

Most everything living around the little hacienda has jumped up and thrived in April, especially the tough natives that can do without water and love the heat, the cacti, beach sunflowers, and aloe.  Sand fleas and ghost crabs have made an earlier appearance than normal on the beach, and the Anole and Indigo snake communities are in full throat.  Only the garden has suffered.  We can’t seem to keep enough water on it without rain, even watering in the evening and morning when it’s in shade.   Everything is hanging in there, but the fruiting is slow as the plants conserve water to stay alive.

Many stunningly clear, cloudless days this month.  Today is warm with some promising clouds moving up from the south in a brisk southeast wind.  There are showers visible offshore but nothing coming in yet.  Good cross ventilation in the little hacienda, another lost art.  The sea breeze runs throughout the house and keeps things pleasantly cool most days.

The Right Path

Fourth straight day of surf running 4-6 feet, but we didn’t go out today.  We seem to be in the grip of a summer-like malaise, a Somnolence, if you will, induced by these Dog Days of April.  This does not bode well for any productivity henceforth.  Not that there’s really anything to get done.  We are just struggling a little with this climate shift, the leaning to a more year-round tropical feel.  It is welcome, but disruptive, too, something we haven’t fully wrapped the mind around, but we are working on that.  Slowly, of course.  Summer is early this year.  We wouldn’t mind if it lasted through December.

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Feral Procrastination

There’s no procrastination like feral procrastination, according to the Feral Poet, who should know.  He barely slipped this to us before Happy Hour Sunday.

Arational

It is in this light
that things suppose
to fall apart
and thereby make quiet
arational sense; images
that once competed
in the casual slanting beam
elude, arthritic and exhausted.
Less said the better,
a lesson come full circle.
The window glass splayed
with anything but random gold;
a single leaf of the bay tree
glowing Chartreuse amid olive.

Following the Funeral

Following the funeral
of one who left
too early,
three survivors
with Sgt. Pepper mustaches
reminisced.

Alcoholic Pornographer

You see the logic;
the absolute
inevitability:
having exposed
every belief
to the withering light
of reason, there’s really
nothing left.

A Poem About Substance, Sustenance, Spaniels

Once, just for the fun of it,
moved by the infinite promise
of a cold fall afternoon,
we walked through a mansion
for sale on the Hudson,
high on a grand bluff.
There were parquet floors
and wainscot panelling
throughout; the land surround tiered
like Chinese steppes;
a barely grassed tennis court
on the last level before
a hundred foot drop to the river,
the wishful world.

“I grew up here,” I said,
as honey sunlight poured
through leaded glass.

“It’s been in my family for years,”
my wife said, pointing
to a small quadrangle of light.
“The dog used to sleep over there.”

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Dawn Patrol

Something offshore spinning this stuff– I don’t know what– but this morning was the best surf of the spring so far. Just past low tide, sun barely up, no wind, and the whole western Atlantic to myself. Dawn patrol, surfer lingo for getting out early in the morning glass, always accompanied by an excitement that feels now like it did forty years ago. Yeah, it’s a kids sport. Okay.

Dawn Patrol

A real ground swell today with a long interval, meaning a long time, relatively, between waves, in clear, green, smooth water. Smallish, but great form, when I first got out, but it built steadily to four-foot A-frame peaks with lots of juice, and occasional bigger sets in the six-foot range. Long, long rides, almost, but not quite, connecting to the beach break. But then a long paddle back out, of course. Fairly strong north current, so there was a lot of paddling to stay where I wanted, which is lined up with the dune walkover at the end of Berkeley, the first street south of the little hacienda. The waves always break better there, whatever the size. I suspect there is some old structure of some kind buried under water; an old pier, maybe boat fragments. It’s too consistent to be just the sand bar, and there aren’t any rocks anywhere near here to my knowledge, except up north of Marineland. I’d get lost in the scene and scanning the horizon for the tell-tale humps of a big set, look over and see a good five-footer peeling off where I’d just drifted from. Good workout just staying in position.

And it’s always a game you never really win. I’ve learned to not take the first wave of a set– the second or third are always better– pick one off, then get pounded on the way back out by some big rogue I should have waited for. But on days like today, there’s plenty to go around. Sun going from orange to yellow to white, the water shining all the way out, breaking into sparkles when a set approached. Everything else, the rides themselves, very hard to express, I think because there is no gap, no distance whatsoever between you and the event, no object or subject. Nothing to say. I feel I should try, but I couldn’t do it justice. Just unconnected images; the rush of feeling the tail of the board lift when you merge with the wave; the effortless standing; a long green wall opening, moving ahead, you stuck in it, with it; sunlight through the back of the wave where you trail a hand in liquid glass; glimpses of the sandy bottom in just-right light. Full, expansive, limitless, and over in seconds.

Saw several more of the tribe out down off the submarine tower as I paddled in. Wind starting up, tide filling in, conditions deteriorating. Kids these days. Don’t know if they’ve heard of dawn patrol or not, but at least they were skipping school to go out.

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Beachcombers, Bad Surf?, and Squash Blossom Soup

I am genetically predisposed to beachcombing.  Six generations of Harrisons, Coopers, and Givens, and all associations by marriage, have ensured that.  And while it is more or less accidental that I am rooted in the dune here on Skinny Island, less that a hundred miles down the same coast from the original family digs on Amelia Island, there does seem to be some pattern in this behavior, some push or draw, that made this happen.  My old Webster’s Dictionary somewhat quaintly and archaically describes a beachcomber as “1: a white man living as a drifter or loafer, esp. on the islands of the South Pacific  2: one who searches along a shore for useful or salable flotsam and refuse.”  Not entirely accurate in this case, but not far off either.  I can relate to the loafer part, and I am white most of the time, but usefulness in this case, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder, or beachcomber. You start with shells, of course, and they remain the standard, but any idea of doing anything commercial with them, even on a minimal scale, soon fades, as it should.  No self-respecting beachcomber, (drifter, loafer,) can long sustain any association with business.  It is, as we like to say on the beach, anathema.  And beachcombing is about more than shells, anyway, as it turns out.  Oh, you will continue to fill house a yard with them, as we have, but the draw, I think, is something more nebulous.  There really is no purpose to beachcombing; no intent, no expectations, and thereby it is open to any and all possibility.  You never know what you’re going to find.

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Paddled out today into what looked like just wind-blown junk from shore.  Water cloudy and smelling strongly of fish, two-foot chop expectations, but going anyway for the exercise.  Got out and was pleasantly surprised yet again.  (This is, if not a common scenario, something that happens frequently enough to have a rule attached: If there’s white water, go! It’s breaking.)  Two foot junk turned into three-foot and better, well-formed juice, made dicey by all the chop and side action caused by the on-shore winds.  The kind of wave that, while small, is challenging, and requires focus and concentration. Smallish wave faces jacked on the sand bar, making for a stair-step kind of drop, and then a decent, workable wall to the inside shore break.  Hour plus, mucho fun, and stimulating.  The feeling coming out of the water after one of these sessions is unmatched.  First time this season in the outdoor shower, (no hot water) gazing at the crotons finally coming back after the December freeze.  Okay, then.

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Squash Blossom

We had Squash Blossom Soup for lunch today here at the little hacienda.  Squash Blossom Soup, for the uninitiated, uninformed, or just plain slow, is soup made from squash blossoms, the bloom that occurs on a squash plant (yellow crook-neck, of course,) preceding the development of the individual squash itself.  The blossoms remain attached for a while as the squash matures, and you want to take them in this period, before they wilt, but after the squash appears.   You pick a few, and make a soup.  This had garlic, black pepper, a little turmeric for color and flavoring, and Bulgar wheat for substance and thickening.  Deliciosa!  The first squash will be ready just in time for this Sunday’s dinner.

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Leopard Crabs, Royal Terns, and Longer Days

Leopard Crab

This is a Leopard Crab, claws retracted, and trying to hunker down in the sand to appear inconspicuous.  I’ve come across and saved a few empty shells, but he’s the first live one I’ve found.  He was blowing bubbles in the wet sand as I walked by, which gave him away.  It was dead low tide and he was a long way from the water.  Fearing he had been stranded, I picked him up to carry down to the water, and he latched onto my fingers with both claws, in a pretty painful little grip.  These are little fellows, maybe 3″ across, and normally live in water up to 150 feet deep.  They aren’t shore dwellers, which explains never finding one.  Something wrong with this one’s GPS, I guess.  They have a beautiful, leopard-like random pattern across the carapace, which retains its color even when the animal is dead.  A rare and happy find.

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These are Royal Terns.  Talk about birds of a feather hanging together, you never see just a few of these guys, but a large crowd.  They winter here and like to mix with the Skimmers, maybe because of the orange beak similarity, but they hang around into summer long after the Skimmers have gone.  A very vocal bird, they have family arguments that might include twenty or thirty members all squawking loudly with their heads thrown back.  Lots of fun to watch.  A very dressy bird for the beach scene they have grayish feathered backs and white bellies, a bright orange beak, and a tuft of black feather atop the head that’s kind of spiked.  I think they all look like Rod Stewart.  Like most northern visitors, they don’t do extreme heat very well, so most of these guys will be gone by June.

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The game is officially on.  It’s getting harder to beat the sun up in the morning.  Official sunrise this morning was 6:54, still within our comfort zone, but starting to occur at the latter stages of newspaper reading which is a little anxiety-producing.  We will compensate, of course, by getting a little earlier start.  Sunset today is 7:53; that’s a full 13 hours of daylight, and growing, and one of the reasons I love summer so much.  But the days don’t just keep getting longer all summer, you know.  Oh, no!  In fact, they start getting about a minute shorter every day from the official midpoint of Astronomical Summer, on or about June 22, the Solstice.   And the cool thing is, up until that point, it’s not just more daylight added on at the end of the day, it’s added on at both ends!  Expanding!  Lengthening like pulling a strand of bubble-gum from both ends.  And then, after the Solstice, the days contract!  From both ends.  Expansion and Contraction.  Very useful concept.

Coming Up

No birds or animals were injured or insulted in the making of this blog.

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Indigos, Incence, and Black-bellied Plover

These perfect days are becoming sweetly monotonous.  Overnight lows in the 50s, daytime highs in the low 80s, cloudless sky, light morning winds mounting to a good sea breeze by late afternoon, windows all open wide.

Startled a very big Indigo snake on the path down to the beach, or rather, he startled me. He was sunning in the open and shot into the palmettos when I approached, but I got a good look before he disappeared.  A magnificent snake, the Eastern Indigo, with a smooth skin that gleams blue-black in sunlight.  This one was a good six feet, but they get bigger. The largest on record was nine feet.  I’ve never seen one east of the highway, though riparian scrub is one of their prime habitats.  Have seen them many times around the house and in the hammock out back.  I guess this means there is a good supply of dune mice this year.  There is local consensus that one species of this little rodent is, in fact extinct, as well as a tiny dune wren, but I’ve seen them both.  Maybe they only exist in the environs of the little hacienda.  The mice are a favorite food of Indigos, but they’ll eat pretty much anything, even other snakes.  And they sometimes share a burrow with a gopher tortoise, which I think is very cool.  The Indigo is one of our favorite co-habitors, and we are always pleased to see a healthy population.

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Black-bellied Plover

This is a Black-bellied Plover, another of our favorite shore birds.  A roundish, plump little rascal you wish you could hold in your hands just once, quail-sized, about 10 inches, they are larger than the other species of plover found here, and get their name from the black feathering of their bellies during mating season.  They winter all down the Atlantic coast, but summer in the arctic, where they breed.  That won’t be for a while yet, so we get to have them around until they think it’s time to go.  The short beak precludes them from going too deep in the sand for food, so their diet consists mainly of sand worms and the smaller surface sand fleas.  A mostly solitary bird here, you rarely see more than one at a time, unlike the sand pipers and sanderlings, which sometimes flock.

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Best of all, The Skinny Island Post received its shipment of incense today; Sandalwood, Nag Champa, Frankincense, and Patchouli.  We are set for a while now.  Life is very good.

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Appreciatively Feral

If nothing else the Feral Poet is appreciative of his residency on Skinny Island, and his proximity to the ocean.  It “informs and defines his being,” he says.

Call to Worship

Timeless impermanence:
at nine a.m. a south wind

turns the ocean north.
Behind the house,

in ancient shade and shifting sunlight,
steel pipe wind chimes

peal a call to worship in the bones.
The big house cat rolls over.

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Splayed Silver

Flat ocean mirror
under thin
cloud cover.
Migratory birds
returning north
skim splayed silver
light between.

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Tracks

This pale perfect sky
is madness;
imbedded birds spiral
backwards down the beach

where ghost crabs
tunnel neighborhoods
and raise antennae.
Something happens here

every day, or nothing
at all.  Tracks in the sand
wash out on the tide;
tracks in the sky remain.

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Letting in the Wind

Windows and doors
all open; the ocean

an indescribable thing
between blue and green.

Wanting nothing, the hour
breaks along suddenly

clear lines, letting
in the wind.

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Crickets

Crickets exist again
in the cool blanket of night;
summer’s not far off.
When I wake
there’s that throbbing
in one ear,
and a crashing of waves
in the other.

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Zen Gardens, Xeriscaping, and Willets

We have what amounts to a small Zen Garden off the front deck of the little hacienda, modified, of course to conform to the environment, which means that, in addition to some casually placed coquina rock, there are also floats from shrimp boats, and two artfully, but again, naturally arranged horseshoe crab exoskeletons, along with a few conch shells that were here when we moved in.  The idea of a Zen Garden, of course, is to create a symbolic representation of a natural landscape using rock, sand, stone, trees, etc.  It should appear natural and casual, but one is always aware of the extreme tension inherent in such  a contrivance, which stands in complete opposition to the sense of calm and peace it creates.  Tension born of the pathological attention to detail maintaining such a garden requires,we think.  We will have none of that, of course.  Our Zen Garden is essentially self-sufficient, save for a bi-annual removal of opportunistic weeds which appear in the pea rock, but the effect, we believe, in terms of an artistic statement, is the same.  It is a reflection of where and how we live, including a more or less firm commitment to leave well enough alone.

Which leads us to Xeriscaping.  We firmly believe in xeriscaping, but we see a problematic corollary between xeriscaping and Zen Gardens, that being a manipulation of ingredients to simulate naturalness.  Xeriscaping as we understand it entails use of native plants requiring little water or care, which we whole-heartedly support, but in most cases also means placement of said plants in a controlled way.  Our xeriscaping follows a much more natural order.  If it grows, we let it.  There is no watering or fertilizing, and there is no arranging of elements to enhance or create any effect.  When things start growing into the house we cut it back.  That’s about the extent of our intervention.  We are, of course, the

Beach Sunflowers

only edifice forty miles either way, that follows this course.  The house was set up on the dune 60 years ago, everything was left to grow around it, and it does to this day.  This, as you might expect, is appreciated by some, and reviled by others.  On either side of the little hacienda, for miles, are carpet-like grass lawns, requiring massive amounts of water and fertilizer, even in front of the condos.

Aloe

The folks in these places don’t particularly care for the natural look, as evidenced by their glares on passing.  If something isn’t paved or grassed, there must be communists in those weeds. Others find it amusing, and a few offer supportive comments.   We happily share space with beach sunflowers, aloe, stinging nettles, sea grapes, cactus, and the ubiquitous palmetto.  They are fine with arrangement, and so are we.

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Willet

This is a Willet, our favorite shore bird.  A few stay around through the winter months, but their numbers greatly increase in spring and throughout the summer, when their favorite food, the sand flea, appears in abundance.  About a foot tall, most of it legs, it is an exceptionally elegant bird with a long beak and a beautiful black and white pattern on its underwing you only see in flight.  The long legs and beak make it especially suited for extracting sand fleas in the shallow water of retreating waves, where the other sand flea predators, like sandpipers, are too small to venture.  It charges in after the wave and nabs the exposed crustaceans with a quick stab of the beak.  Very territorial, they tolerate nearby sandpipers as no competition, but nothing else, including other Willets.  There is a good deal of posturing and brief winged chases when one encroaches on another, though I have never seen any physical contact.  Unlike most of the other shore birds, the Willet can be quite vocal as well, uttering a crisp, high-pitched, three-note cry when alarmed or threatened.  They nest on the ground, in concealed spots in the dune, often in colonies.  We delight in their presence.

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A Dolphin Encounter

This should probably be categorized as just too reverential to be discussed, but we have an obligation at The Skinny Island Post to report what happens within our admittedly narrow (skinny) field of vision,  so here goes.

There’s an update of the ocean temperature in the paper every morning, but you don’t need it to know when it’s reached 70 degrees.  That seems to be the threshold at which activity in the water really starts to take off every spring, and you can see it when it happens, like a switch being thrown.  There’s been signs we were there the last few days, but on the walk this morning it was clear we had crossed over.   Lots of activity, both inshore and way out was evident, splashes of fish, diving birds, and several dolphin feeding very close to shore.  No wind, clear sky, tide falling, a modest little swell just starting to feather on the outer bar, I felt anticipation build as the decision was made to eschew the wet suit and paddle out bareback for the first time this year.  All work tabled.

The Old Nine-footer

A hardy breakfast, and then I took the old nine-footer down from the rack out back and waxed the deck, then lugged it across the street to the beach.  Except for a couple of fishermen a half-mile north, it was deserted as far as I could see, north and south, and of course, nobody in the water.  That’s how I like it, unless my son comes out with me, and I am aware of the risks.  A few years ago, not long after I got this board, I was out one evening after work, by myself, and into some two-foot chop, mostly just for the exercise.  I dug the nose on a junky little wave, went down, and the board sprang right back at me, the tail catching me in the forehead just above the right eye.  I saw stars and felt I was blacking out under water, but a deeper reasoning thought that not such a good idea, so I popped up to breathe and then felt the blood.  A good three-inch gash had been opened and it was bleeding profusely.  I put my hand there to stop the bleeding and looked into the beach with my one good eye.  There stood my neighbor Jack.  I don’t know how long he’d been there, but he didn’t appear the least concerned.  I waved and tried to shout I was in some trouble.  He just waved back, and turned to head back up the dune to his house.  I managed a decent shriek, and he turned back.  This time I guess he saw the blood, because he waded in and helped me out.  I was woozy and still bleeding pretty good. We went up to the road and he flagged down the EVAC guys, who just happened to be returning from a run up north.  They took a look at me on Jack’s deck and said they’d take me in if I wanted, that the cut definitely needed stitches.  About then Meemaw shows up from work and, after a few shaky moments, loads me in the truck and we go into the hospital for stitches.  I’ve got a nice crescent-shaped scar just above that eye as a remembrance.  Hey, stuff happens.  If I waited for somebody to go out there with me, I’d never go.  Other times I’ve broken my leash in heavy water and had to swim in.  That’s a riot, too.  Some time I’ll tell about my son’s experience in one of last year’s hurricanes when his leash broke.  Not fun.

Anyway, it’s always with a fresh respect for conditions, my own limitations, and the vagaries of fate, that I paddle out.  This morning promised to be quite benign.  The waves were small, breaking 2-3 feet only, and infrequently out on the bar, but the water was absolutely glassy, not a drop out-of-place, and a beautiful, clear, light olive color.  On the way out I saw a big dolphin way inside to my left, and two more a hundred yards out.  I sat and waited for a decent wave, turning to look back to shore to line up with the dune path. Most of the little hacienda was obscured by palmettos on the dune, but I could see the studio shutters and door through a cut, my view from the other side.  I caught a small one that petered out after a few seconds, and just as I got back out to the line-up and sat up a big dolphin surfaced right next to me, close enough the reach out and touch if I hadn’t been so startled, blew spray on me and rolled back under.  He was a deep gray, as long as the board, and had a ragged-tipped dorsal fin with strands of seaweed caught in it.  He languidly surfaced ten feet away, then disappeared, only to resurface moments later a little inside and absolutely tearing into something.  Awesome to watch.  I caught a couple more waves, but mostly just sat waiting over the next twenty minutes, waiting and watching. Total immersion. Three more dolphin headed in towards me from the north, swimming horizontal to shore, on the same line I was sitting.  It was thrilling and a little daunting to see those three dorsals headed straight for me, even knowing what they were.  About fifty feet away they turned slightly out to sea and just rolled near the surface there, gradually drifting in closer until they were only fifteen or twenty feet away.  They just hung there.  I couldn’t see if they were watching me, but they certainly knew I was there.  Old ragged dorsal then surfaced again twenty feet from me on the other side, spewed, rolled under, then swam right under the board and surfaced in the face of a small breaking wave.  I instinctively pulled my feet up, but I could feel the swirl of his passing.  Oh, man!  The moment was not lost on me.  I felt very small and very large at the same time, something almost transcendent. They all stayed close for another five minutes or so, just rolling enough to breathe, and then the wind started picking up from the east, a little fine chop developed, the whole character of the water and air changed, and they were gone.  I stayed out for another two waves, attempting to adhere to my rule of not going in without one good last ride, and I got it, but it was weak, and I was getting cold, so I headed in, pretty much grinning from ear to ear.

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Morning Light, Coquina Soup, and the Marvelous Bivalve

With the sun tracking north on the horizon towards its summer apogee, we are finding the little hacienda once again, after a long absence, washed with extraordinary light for a few minutes just after sunrise.  It’s a direct hit now through the end of September, when the sun, well into its southerly track, is well to the southeast on rising, and we get only diffuse, refracted light, welcome, but lacking the intensity of these encounters.

It is horizontal and direct, and lasts but a few minutes, changing even as you watch.

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Starting to see many more Coquina Clams on the beach.  For the uninitiated, uninformed, or just plain slow, Coquina Clams, Donax variabilis, are a tiny (usually less than 2.5 cm) bivalve found in abundance on many beaches, especially in the southeast.  Its presence is indicative of a healthy inshore ocean.  A filter feeder, it is an important link in the food chain, consuming small organic particles and algae, then consumed by fish like whiting, and shore birds.  They are more active and abundant in the warmer months, when a single wave may uncover thousands in a ten-square-foot area.  They present in a variety of colors, from orange to blue, some with striping, and are quite mobile, burrowing quickly back into the sand once exposed.  And fresh, they make an excellent soup.  There’s obviously not much meat, but very flavorful.  You can make a quite simple soup or stew, or add white wine, cream, potatoes, just about anything.  Since it is a tiny clam you need a hefty amount to get flavor and substance, but there it is, right in the surfline.  Add some whiting chunks, onion and garlic, and you’ve got a marvelous stew.

So seeing and thinking about Coquinas got me thinking about bivalves in general this morning.   Virtually every shell you find on the beach, with the exception of the conch, murex, and whelk families, which are a kind of spiral construction, are bivalves, meaning there are two nearly identical halves, connected by a flexible ligament called a hinge.  There are more than 9000 species of bivalves.  Some attach to surfaces, some move with currents, some have a digging foot, and some, like scallops, can swim.  Every now and then we find a bivalve (pictured) with the hinge still intact, but by far what you find is one or the other half of one, constituting everybody’s sea shell collection.  I am amazed by the variety and sheer numbers of bivalves in the oceans of the world, and right here on the beaches of Skinny Island.  Everywhere you look in the little hacienda, and even outside are shells.  We’ve got some pretty exotic-looking things, and lots and lots of common  but beautiful representatives.  We’ve got jars of shells, boxes of shells, shells laying about on tables, shells to trip over, shells in plastic bags awaiting some disposition, or other.   There was something alive, mobile, and hungry in each and every one, and much of the beach itself is crushed shells, the carapace of these super abundant, ancient creatures.  Oh, and did I mention how beautiful they are?  An infinite variety of color, texture, and design.  Bivalves rule, man.

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